i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
When someone asks me how much of my time during the day is spent actually working
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
me
(Source: earth-song)
This should be a top news story.
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
(Source: amnerchy)
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(Reblogged from darlingbexy)
The sexualization of women is only appealing if it’s nonconsensual. Otherwise it’s “sluttiness”.
Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)
(Source: goldenphoenixgirl)
Friday at 4PM
(Reblogged from sadisticbiter)
(Reblogged from sadisticbiter)
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(Reblogged from sadisticbiter)
The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.
Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
(Source: togifs)
